~(!*PINK*!)~

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Twitch.

Twitch.

Twi -

"WILL YOU STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!"

Jeez, he didn't even finish his twitch.

"I'm sorry, Sasuke, but you just look so pretty!"

"WHAT THE HELL ITACHI!"

"You know, you look better as a girl than a boy, ever considered yourself gay?"

"NO!"

"You're not gay? But, you don't like girls...So..."

"I'll have you know I like girls very much...Oh, shit."

Score!

"Soooo, you like someone? Who's the lucky girl?"

"None of your freakin' business!"

"Fine. Just let me get this camera and - "

"Noooooo! I like..."

"I'm sorry I can't hear you."

"I said..."

"You need to speak louder."

"...Haruno Sakura."

"Really? Wow, I always thought you liked Naruto..."

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

"Kidding!"

"...I hate you."

"I love you, too." He patted him on the head.

Twitch. "Dont. Touch. Me."

"I can touch you whenever and wherever I like!" (A/N: I am NOT implying yaoi or incest here! That's just freakin' crazy!)

Silence.

"Oh god, that sounded wrong."

"...I didn't know you were gay, Itachi."

"Yea, me neither."

"I was JOKING!"

"So was I!"

Pause.

"You know, you do look nice in that dress."

"WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING THIS STUPID DRESS FOR YOU!"

"Because if you didn't, I was going to show that picture of you at the party to everyone in Konoha. You know that picture that - "

"Okay, okay! Fine!"

"Good! Now, let me finish the stitching."

"I really do hate you, you know."

"Mmhmm.."

Silence.

"Let me just ask you one question, Itachi."

"What's that?"

"WHY IS THIS DRESS FUCKING PINK!"

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